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Sunday, 18 October 2015

Retro Review: WWE No Way Out 2009

Get your retro hats and your old-school slippers on and settle in for Retro Review!


In this edition we head back to 15th February 2009 and the 10th incarnation of WWE's No Way Out. Barack Obama was the President of the United States, Gordon Brown was the Prime Minister in the UK. Lily Allen was at the top of the UK charts with The Fear, whilst Lady Gaga's Just Dance was ruling all across the pond. Romantic comedy He's Just Not That Into You was doing bits at the box office, but was WWE producing a quality PPV?


The show was main evented by an Elimination Chamber match for John Cena's World Heavyweight Championship, with Chris Jericho, Kane, Kofi Kingston, Mike Knox and Rey Mysterio all gunning for the prize. Edge also defended his WWE Championship inside the Chamber, with Jeff Hardy, The Big Show, The Undertaker, Triple H and Vladimir Kozlov all chasing the belt, whilst Shane McMahon and Randy Orton tangled in a No Holds Barred match. With just two other matches on the card, including one for the ECW Championship, did No Way Out leave WWE in good stead heading into the 25th Anniversary (sic) of WrestleMania? Let's find out.










The Seattle crowd were treated to Melina retaining the Women's Championship over Beth Phoenix (accompanied by Rosa Mendes & Santino Marella) in the dark match. We also get three seperate commentary teams for the show, as Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler takes charge for the main event, the All or Nothing and No Holds Barred matches, Jim Ross and Tazz take care of the opener and Matt Striker and Todd Grisham are on hand for the ECW Championship match.



Match 1

WWE Championship Elimination Chamber

Edge vs. Jeff Hardy vs. The Big Show vs. The Undertaker vs. Triple H vs. Vladimir Kozlov








The first thing I noticed about this match is the sheer star power involved. For an opening match to have five wrestler who have a very good case to be in the WWE Hall of Fame is an incredible, and the reaction that each of the guys get's is fantastic. Even poor old Vladimir Kozlov was being pushed as a star at the time on the Smackdown brand, even if the crowd clearly hasn't taken to him being in a such a match. Whilst the match doesn't start until about 15 minutes into the show, the big names making their way to the ring keeps the crowd nice and warm before Jeff Hardy and Edge can get things going.






The booking of this bout is superb, with an ebb and flow that get's the crowd roaring by the end of the match. Having Jeff Hardy eliminate the WWE Champion Edge before the third participant entered the match was a masterstroke, as it came completely out of the blue. The spear into small package spot was done well and Edge sold the moment nicely with a look of complete surprise upon his face. Having Hardy get the pin on Edge, allowed the babyface to get his revenge for Edge taking his WWE Championship at the previous month's Royal Rumble PPV, without actually winning back the title. The whole opening sequence between Hardy and Edge was top notch.





It has to be said that Vladimir Kozlov's involvement does drag the bout down a little. Kozlov just wasn't cut out for performing at this level, as can clearly be seen in his dull section of action with Jeff Hardy, once he enters the match. He's clearly out of his depth with guys like Jeff Hardy and Triple H, with his offence looking sloppy and selling unconvincing. Perhaps his best involvement in the match is opposite the fiery Undertaker, who comes in like a house on fire, and eliminates Kozlov after a Last Ride. As a stark contrast to Kozlov, The Undertaker is the star of the bout, putting on fantastic performance, with a number of little details that are often forgotten by today's top stars. Even when Undertaker was inside his pod, he always looked ready to enter the match and looked like he couldn't wait to get out and inflict some damage, which added a lot to when he finally made got released. 





Triple H and The Undertaker showed glimpses of the brilliance that would combine to produce two memorable matches at WrestleMania in years to come, as The Game and The Deadman end up as the final competitors in the bout. The two going back and forth with some big moves has the crowd on the edge of their seats and it's magical to see a crowd so hooked on the action, it definitely adds an extra elements as a viewer at home. The finish is one that's been used numerous times and in different ways, but still looked impressive as Undertaker was able to use the ropes to get Triple H into the Tombstone Piledriver position, only for the Game to reverse and hit a Pedigree to pick up his 8th WWE Championship. This would be The Cerebral Assassin's final reign with the title. 



Order of Elimination


1st - Edge via pinfall (Jeff Hardy - Small Package) 

2nd - Vladimir Kozlov via pinfall (Undertaker - Last Ride)
3rd - The Big Show via pinfall (Jeff Hardy - Swanton Bomb)
4th - Jeff Hardy via pinfall (Undertaker - Tombstone Piledriver)
5th - The Undertaker via pinfall (Triple H - Pedigree)


Winner - Triple H in 36 minutes - *NEW CHAMPION* 


Next PPV 


At April's WrestleMania 25, Triple H would go on to succesfully retain the WWE Championship against Randy Orton in the main event, The Undertaker would put on a classic with Shawn Michaels, Edge would drop the World Heavyweight Championship (more on that in a moment) to John Cena in a Triple Threat also involving The Big Show and Jeff Hardy would put over brother Matt in an Extreme Rules match. Vladimir Kozlov wouldn't get another PPV appearance until September 2010's Night of Champions, teaming with Santino Marella in a Tag Team Turmoil match for the WWE Tag Team Championships, that also involved The Usos, The Hart Dynasty, the makeshift duo of Mark Henry & Evan Bourne, as well as eventual winners, Cody Rhodes & Drew McIntyre.


Match 2
No Holds Barred
Randy Orton vs. Shane McMahon







It'd be easy to quickly write off Randy Orton and Shane McMahon's No Holds Barred match, if you haven't seen it, but this is the best non-Elimination Chamber match on the card, by quite some way. Obviously this one isn't going to be a technical wrestling classic, but that's not what the storyline called for. This is a brutal, spot-based contest that see's both men put in strong performances, with both Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase also adding to the bout. Orton moving off the announce table just in time, as McMahon comes flying off the top rope with an elbow drop, is a superb spot, that is well-timed and looks really quite painful. Orton dripping with blood also creates a great visual and there's even an element of storytelling with McMahon focusing in on The Legend Killers ankle with a number of chair shots.





What let's this one down is the crowd. They honestly couldn't give a shit about Shane McMahon, and are only mildly interested in what Randy Orton has for them. It's a real shame as the two do put on a good match, but neither seems particularly interested in getting the crowd into the action. This might have been alright if this was short bout, but when a contest goes almost twenty minutes, it needs a crowd to be invested in the characters involved in the match. Orton's flash RKO for the victory does get a decent pop, but it's really not befitting of someone who's weeks away from a WrestleMania main event! 


Next PPV - As mentioned earlier Randy Orton would go on to be on the losing side of WWE Championship main event at WrestleMania, to Triple H. Shane McMahon would next get his face on PPV at April's Backlash event, in a bizarre six man tag team match, being joined by Triple H and Batista to take on Orton, Ted DiBiase & Cody Rhodes, in a match that would see Orton win the WWE Championship.


Match 3
ECW Championship
Finlay w/Hornswoggle vs. Jack Swagger (C)




This bout should have been the sleeper of the show, with both men known for their technical stylings. Unfortunately, something seems to go terribly wrong about two or three minutes in the clash and it's clear that neither man has a clue what's going on. Whilst Finlay attempts to lead Swagger, the then ECW Champion's lack of experience shines through (This is only Swagger's 2nd PPV bout) when he randomly works the Irishman's arm. It's a painful watch at points, with the KeyArena clearly not interested in the action, there's almost an audible sigh of relief when a clunky closing sequence see's Swagger retain with a Gutwrench Powerbomb.


Winner
Jack Swagger via pinfall (Gutwrench Powerbomb) in 8 minutes


Next PPV - Despite being ECW Champion there was no place on the WrestleMania 25 card for Jack Swagger, he'd have to wait until Backlash, where he'd drop the ECW title to Christian. Finlay made it onto WrestleMania however, featuring in the Money in the Bank Ladder match with Christian, Kane, Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry, Montel Vontavious Porter, Shelton Benjamin and winner, CM Punk.


Match 4 
All Or Nothing
Shawn Michaels vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield




There isn't such a thing as a bad Shawn Michaels match, but this comes pretty damn close to it. The whole match is pretty much set up for an involvement from Michaels wife, Rebecca (the commentary team made sure we knew she'd be involved by constantly referencing her and how the current storyline (which was shit, by the way) had effect Michaels family). So what we get is JBL beating on Michaels for over ten minutes with his dull offence, before he mouths off at Rebecca who punches him, this somehow fires up Michaels enough to hit a Superkick and win. It's cheesy as Welsh rarebit and doesn't make much sense, but at least it was an end to this piss-poor feud before it could stink up WrestleMania 25.


Winner

Shawn Michaels via pinfall (Sweet Chin Music) in 13 minutes, 19 seconds


Next PPV


Shawn Michaels would join The Undertaker at WrestleMania to put on what is considered one of the best matches of all time. JBL would go onto win the Intercontinental Championship from CM Punk on Monday Night RAW #824, before dropping the belt in 21 seconds to Rey Mysterio at WrestleMania! 


Match 5
World Heavyweight Championship Elimination Chamber
Chris Jericho vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Kofi Kingston Edge vs. Kane vs. Mike Knox vs. John Cena (C)




What a brilliant twist there is before the match can even begin! Edge attacking Kofi Kingston as he makes his way to the ring, clattering him with a chair on the steel steps, is one of the most memorable moments of 2009. Whilst it signalled the end of Kofi Kingston's experimental push, and it could be argued that Edge then becoming part of the match didn't make a whole lot of sense, the crowd is woken up and the match that seemed pretty straight forward heading in (CENAWINSLOL) was turned on it's head. This was WWE doing something outside of the box and create a whole new dimension to the main event, shifting the road to WrestleMania into a different lane.




Chris Jericho and Rey Mysterio give us a completely different -start to the earlier Chamber, but work equally as well together as Edge and Hardy did. It's a clever decision to have the two start the match, as their smooth exchanges get the crowd warmed back up following two disappointing matches. Whilst the crowd couldn't give a fuck about Mr. 10:15, Mike Knox, they do pop hard for an excellent dive off the top one of the pods from Mysterio that eliminates Kane. The commentary teams quickly get's over the Mysterio gaining redemption on Kane for their feud from earlier in the year, which is a nice touch. 




Whilst the crowd lulled a little bit in the middle, John Cena's entry brought some much needed energy into the bout as the World Heavyweight Champion comes charging out of his pod. Cena gets treated like a big star by both the crowd and the booking team, as he ends up taking a Codebreaker, a 619 and a Spear before Edge eliminated him. Just as Edge's early elimination had a big effect on the earlier Chamber, this completely changes the feel of the match. The current champion not being part of the final three means that we're definitely going to get a new World Heavyweight title holder and the KeyArena got hot quickly. Another risky piece of booking for the main event, especially taking the title off of Cena just before the biggest show of the year, but it definitely makes for great viewing six years later.




The final three of Edge, Rey Mysterio and Chris Jericho combine to create some world class action, making use of all three's notable talents. Once Mysterio eliminates Jericho, we get not only some smashing storyline development between Mysterio and Edge (based around Edge taking out Mysterio's friend Kofi Kingston earlier on), but some superb action that has the crowd willing Mysterio on all the way. There's some huge near falls as Mysterio works the perfect underdog roll, with the crowd clearly believing that Mysterio would win the match, due to Edge still being part of the Smackdown roster. The reaction Edge winning the title after hitting Mysterio with a spear is huge, as the PPV encompassing story comes to a close. A quality finish to an excellent main event, the finishing sequence pushes this match just ahead of the opener to claim the Match of the Night crown.


Next PPV


Edge would drop the World Heavyweight Championship back to John Cena at WrestleMania in a Triple Threat that also included The Big Show, after Cena had previously won a title match by disqualification on Monday Night RAW #823. Rey Mysterio would defeat John Bradshaw Layfield in 21 seconds to win the Intercontinental Championship on the same PPV. Chris Jericho would defeat the legendary trio of Jimmy Snuka, Ricky Steamboat & Roddy Piper, before getting beaten up by Ric Flair and Mickey Rourke, whilst Kane would be unsuccesful in the Money in the Bank ladder match. 


This was the last WWE PPV appearance of Mike Knox, however his last match for the company didn't come until April of the next year (A losing effort against JTG on Friday Night Smackdown). Knox would re-emerge in TNA for his next PPV appearance at Final Resolution 2012, as a masked member of Aces and Eights alongside Devon, DOC and another masked indivdual (Florida-based CJ O'Doyle) in a losing effort to Garrett Bischoff, Kurt Angle, Samoa Joe and Wes Brisco. That's one hell of a fall for Mr. 10:15. 


Finally...


ATPW Rating - 7.5


In a show full of future Hall of Famers, Edge became the star of the show. Having the PPV book ended by his story, gives this show a unique feel for a WWE PPV, with the Rated R Superstar putting in two performances worthy of a WWE Hall of Famer. His wrestling is spot on throughout, his opportunistic character shine all night long and the crowd is into everything he does. If there's one PPV that encapsulates every think that's great about the Ultimate Opportunist gimmick, No Way Out 2009 is that PPV.


Despite the two other matches falling flat, the three headline bouts all deliver above and beyond expectations. If WWE had managed to put on two more decent undercard bouts and found space for the likes of CM Punk in the Chambers, instead of Vladimir Kozlov and Mike Knox (seriously, why didn't Edge take Knox out, instead of Kingston?) then the score for this show would have ridiculously high for a WWE PPV. Still this the highest rating for a WWE PPV so far, putting it just behind NXT Takeover: Respect and PROGRESS Chapter 21: You Know We Don't Like to Use the Sit Down Gun on the ATPW Scale leader board.


Definitely worth a look on the WWE Network if you have three hours to space.


Sunday, 20 September 2015

Retro Review: Snickers WCW/NWO Halloween Havoc 1998

Get your retro hats and your old-school slippers on and settle in for Retro Review!


In this edition we travel back to 25th October 1998 for the 10th incarnation of WCW's Halloween Havoc. Bill Clinton was the president of the United States and Tony Blair was the prime minister in the UK. B*Witched were a top of the UK charts with Rollercoaster, whilst across the pond, The First Night by Monica was ruling the airwaves.





The PPV was main evented by Goldberg defending the WCW World Heavyweight Championship against Diamond Dallas Page, although due to WCW over running, many PPV providers cut off their feed before the match began. This meant that most house holds would have seen the Hollywood Hogan vs. The Warrior bout last. The show also features matches involving Chris Jericho, Bret Hart, Sting, Scott Hall, Raven and more. But was it any good?














Match 1 - WCW World Television Championship

"Lionheart" Chris Jericho (C)



vs.

Raven




After a load of random shit happens, it's 12 minutes before the first bell on Halloween Havoc 1998. These two guys are more than capable of stringing together an enjoyable opening bout, and for the most part I was into this bout. There's some nice ECW style brawling on the outside, although a horrible dive off the apron from Jericho hurts the early part of the bout. If the botchy dive hurt the match, a blatant low blow in front of the referee from Lionheart almost completely ruins what is actually a well-done closing sequence. There's just no need for it and it only leads to confusion over who is actually supposed to be the heel in the contest. By the time Jericho had reversed an Evenflow DDT attempt into the Liontamer (thanks to some tomfoolery from Kanyon at ringside), I'd lost interest with what should have been a good start to the show.


Winner - Chris Jericho via submission in 7 minutes, 49 seconds.


Next PPV -
Jericho would successfully defend his World Television Championship again at the next month's PPV, World War Three, overcoming Bobby Duncum, Jr. Raven on the other hand wouldn't make another PPV appearance until March 1999's Uncensored, falling to Hak in Falls Count Anywhere match that also involved Bam Bam Bigelow.


Because there hadn't been enough bullshit already on the show (I've left out the Nitro Girls and the commentary team rambling to each other), Hollywood Hogan and Eric Bischoff cut promos on the entrance way....for reasons. Hogan goes on about his attack on nephew Horace, whilst then moving onto his match with Warrior tonight. If someone had brought the PPV, they surely already had all the build-up they needed for the match, just stick a video package of the feud on before it and get on with things. There is no need for a promo this long.


Match 2 - Singles

Meng


vs.

Wrath 




"Let's put Wrath over strong!" "But Wrath is shite" "Aye, but we're WCW!" Seriously Wrath (better known as Adam Bomb) was shite, he looked knackered after two minutes and his strikes were some of the worst I've ever seen, poor old Meng (better known as Haku) doesn't do much to help things either.


Winner - Wrath via pinfall in 4 minutes, 23 seconds.

Next PPV - Wrath would go on to defeat Glacier at World War 3, whilst also competing in the Three Ring Battle Royal. Meng didn't receive another PPV bout until November 1999, with a swift victory over the Total Package at Mayhem.


Match 3 - WCW World Cruiserweight Championship #1 Contenders

Disco Inferno


vs.
Juventud Guerrera




Juventud Guerrera wrestles around Disco Inferno to produce a pretty decent Cruiserweight bout. There's plenty of high flying action from Guerrera which for the most part looks good, a Frankensteiner and spinning wheel kick off the top stand out as particular highlights. There's a couple of moments that niggled me, like the indy-riffic repeat spot when Inferno get's lost taking a modified rocker dropper and some bizarre moments where both wrestlers do stupid taunts instead of going for the pin and Inferno hitting a fucking low blow in front of the ref (That's two on the show so far). Seeing as this match was to get a shot at Kidman's Cruiserweight title later on in the night, I couldn't have been more annoyed when Inferno picked up the victory with a piledriver.


Winner - Disco Inferno by pinfall in 9 minutes, 39 seconds


Next PPV - Disco Inferno would take part in the Three Ring Battle Royal at World War Three, whilst Guerrera would drop HIS Cruiserweight title to Kidman (Go figure).



Match 4 - Singles

Alex Wright


vs.
Fit Finlay



The crowd could not have cared less about Fit Finlay (better known as just Finlay) and Alex Wright and quickly turn on the bout chanting "Boring" for quite some time. The pair do nothing to try and get the crowd onside, but personally I enjoyed the bout that they put together. Full of uppercuts and chops, there's a physicality that is missing from a number of the contests on the rest of the card. I thought the finish was rather clever also, as the two miss a big move each before Wright is able to hit a neckbreaker for the victory. The two should have tried something to get the crowd involved and interested, but it's clear that not enough had been done previously to give the MGM Grand Arena a reason to care about what was going on either.


Winner - Alex Wright via pinfall in 5 minutes, 9 seconds.


Next PPV - Wright would take part in the Three Ring Battle Royal at World War 3, whilst Finlay would skip forward to Starrcade in December where he'd team with Jerry Flynn in a losing effort against Brian Adams & Scott Norton.


Match 5 - Singles

Lodi 


vs.
Saturn






Squashy McSquash, because WCW. (Also this was Lodi's first PPV bout)


Winner - Saturn via pinfall in 3 minutes, 50 seconds


Next PPV - Saturn would be on the losing side of a tag team match at World War 3, teaming with Kaz Hayashi opposite The Cat & Sonny Onoo. Lodi would be unsuccesful in the Three Ring Battle Royal.


Match 6 - WCW Cruiserweight Championship

Kidman (C)


vs.
Disco Inferno



This isn't terrible, but it's definitely not any good. There's a nice call back to Inferno's earlier piledriver victory, with Kidman able to escape in a nice sequence, but it's repeated about three times and get's completely over played. Especially when Inferno looks like he's going for a powerbomb instead of a piledriver, just because that's what the reversal calls for. Just like Inferno's earlier match, their is a lot of frustrating stalling that makes it hard to suspend disbelief, like why is Inferno doing the macarena before hitting a piledriver? There's little attempt to tell a story off the previous match and even Kidman's Seven Year Itch doesn't look particularly good here. Way too long.


Winner - Kidman via pinfal in 10 minutes, 49 seconds


Next PPV - At World War 3, Kidman would succesfully win the WCW World Cruiserweight Championship from Juventud Guerrera (he'd dropped the belt to Guerrera on Monday NITRO a few weeks prior) whilst also competing with Inferno in the Three Ring Battle Royal. 


Match 7 - WCW World Tag Team Championship

Scott Steiner & The Giant (C)


 vs.
Buff Bagwell & Rick Steiner



Even Stevie Wonder could see the Buff Bagwell turn coming a mile off. Turning on your partner in a title match doesn't help the belts at all, but attacking your partner and rejoining the nWo and then walking to the back, just makes you look like an idiot. For some reason WCW was focused on putting Rick Steiner over super strong and despite Bagwell turning on him, Steiner is able to overcome both Scott Steiner and The Giant...for reasons. The Giant coming off the top rope for a dropkick was a really silly spot, that really wasn't needed in a match likes this. And now Buff Bagwell has won the tag titles, despite clearly not being interested. WCW. As per the pre-match stipulations, not only did Rick win the tag titles (because championships are clearly not enough) but he also got 15 minutes with Scott straight away.


Winners - Buff Bagwell & Rick Steiner via pinfall in 8 minutes, 24 seconds



Next PPV - Scott Steiner and The Giant would be involved in the Three Ring Battle Royal at World War Three. Buff Bagwell wouldn't be seen on PPV until May 1999 at Slamboree where he would unsuccesfully challenge Scott Steiner for the United States Heavyweight Championship. Rick Steiner also wouldn't be seen again until that PPV where defeat Booker T to win the WCW World Television Championship.


Match 8 - No Disqualification

Rick Steiner


vs.

Scott Steiner




I don't think I've ever seen someone put over as strongly as Rick Steiner on this PPV, seriously the crowd loves every second of it, but why oh why was Rick being treated as the saviour of WCW at this point?
Winner - Rick Steiner via pinfall in 4 minutes, 46 seconds (Clearly not fifteen minutes, so why the fuck did you mention it? WCW)


Match 9 - Singles

Kevin Nash


vs.
Scott Hall



I talked about this match a little in the Kliq Rules Blu-Ray review and the bout is still as annoying now as it was a few weeks earlier. Having Scott Hall play out his alcoholic "gimmick" on TV is just mind boggling, and the whole set-up of the match has me completely confused. Nash is supposedly the babyface, because he is. As he takes the piss out of Hall's problems throughout the match (shouting "Here's a double" before delivering two knees to the stomach) but then hits a two Jacknife Powerbombs before fucking off and losing by countout. This makes no sense, if Nash is happy enough to verbally berate Hall, why wouldn't he want to get the pin on his old pal?


Winner - Scott Hall via countout in 14 minutes, 19 seconds


Next PPV - Nash would go on to win the Three Ring Battle Royal at World War 3, Hall was also part of the bout.



Match 10 - WCW United States Heavyweight Championship

Bret Hart (C)


vs.
Sting



There is shit loads of stalling at the beginning of the match, as my hopes that this match could be any good slowly washed away. The commentary is absolutely horrendous before the bell rings, as someone quips that this rivalry is more important than the title. Then why the fuck is the title on this feud? If the feud has become bigger than the belt, than what's the point of having a belt in the first place? Also if this piss-poor Hart vs. Sting feud is bigger than the United States Heavyweight title then you might as well forget that belt altogether.


Man, Bret Hart vs. Sting is a dream match, isn't it? Both men use the same move as their finishers, so surely this will be good? To fuck is it. The match should write itself, both men try to work the back and both men try to lock in their signature holds. But noooooooooo. That would be silly, wouldn't it WCW? Bret Hart takes out the referee and then there's all sorts of shenanigans going on and the crowd couldn't have cared less. Hart is not convincing in his heel role, and clearly couldn't be bothered with this match. There's no passion from him and it hurts the match.


The finish is so silly, as Sting seems to be getting some momentum and then over fires on a Stinger Splash, hitting his head on the ring post. Which is fine, this works as a finish if you're trying to keep each man looking strong, I suppose. But then Hart twats Sting a couple f times with his baseball bat, before locking on the Sharpshooter for the victory (with the referee coming to just in time). The overbooking isn't needed, both men look so awkward with everything they're asked to do in there. This must have been one of the matches WCW fans people began to get excited about once Hart jumped ship to WCW, I can't begin to imagine how disappointed they were with this.


Winner - Bret Hart by submission in 15 minutes, 4 seconds *STILL CHAMPION*


As Sting is taken out on a stretcher, his selling is spot on and probably my highlight of the entire match. The commentary team however, begins to shill for the Hogan vs. Warrior match later on. WHY? The viewer is already two and a half hours into the PPV, you don't need to convince them about how good the next match might be. You do need to sell the severity of the injuries that Sting has just received.


Next PPV - Hart would go on to main event World War 3, in a losing effort to Diamond Dallas Page over the United States Heavyweight Championship (Hart had dropped the title on the Monday NITRO after Halloween Havoc). Sting wouldn't get another PPV appearance until April 1999's Spring Stampede, where he'd get a shot for Ric Flair's World Heavyweight Championship, in a match that also involved Hollywood Hogan and eventual winner, Diamond Dallas Page.


Match 11 - Singles

Hollywood Hogan


vs.

The Warrior



There's even more stalling before this match, because stalling is fucking cool. Hogan shouting "I'm going to kill this guy" in his stupid gimmicky voice, is not at all convincing.


You must have heard how bad this match is by now? If you've never seen it, go and watch it, just so you can share the burden that those before you have had to hold for so long. It's shitty, shitty match. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The botched fireball spot. Why was this even a thing to begin with? What made the original match so good, was the simple but effective booking. So what do WCW here? They over-book it to shit. There's run ins, from The Giant, Stevie Ray and Vincent, and then Horace Hogan....the same Horace Hogan that Hollywood attacked on NITRO and gave stitches in his head. Yes, Horace Hogan causes the finish by hitting Warrior with a chair. AHHHHHHHHHHHH. 1. No one cares about Horace Hogan. 2. No one cares about Horace Hogan. FUCK THE WCW.


Winner - NO ONE AT ALL. 


Next PPV - Hollywood Hogan wouldn't wrestle on PPV again until February's SuperBrawl, where he'd defend the World Heavyweight Championship (Hogan won the title from Kevin Nash on NITRO) against Ric Flair. This would be Warrior's final PPV appearance in professional wrestling


Match 12 - WCW World Heavyweight Championship

Goldberg (C)


vs.

Diamond Dallas Page



The best match of the show and it didn't even appear on the show (For anyone wondering WCW overran with the PPV and the majority of PPV streams did not carry the main event, it was then shown on NITRO the next night)


Seriously, this is one of the best Goldberg matches you will ever see and almost certainly his first good match. As opposed to the rest of the show, it's straight-up wrestling match, which is kept simple with no-runs and no silly twists. After some nice back and forth wrestling early doors, which suits the face vs. face dynamic, Goldberg's missed spear attempt creates a really interesting piece of storytelling for the final section of the match. Goldberg sells his injured arm really well and we get two nice near falls towards the end, with Goldberg kicking out of a Diamond Cutter and then Goldberg unable to get the cover after a Spear. The only real complaint that I can have is that this match just isn't long enough for the two guys to really build something special, whether they were told to keep the match short because the PPV was already over-running or whether this was the original plan I don't know. 



Winner - Goldberg wins via pinfall in 10 minutes, 28 seconds.


Next PPV - Goldberg wouldn't be on the next PPV, because he was only the World Heavyweight Champion. He'd go on to drop the belt to Kevin Nash at Starrcade. DDP would go on to defend his United States Heavyweight Championship against Bret Hart in the main event of World War 3 (after beating Hart for the strap on NITRO)



Finally...



ATPW Scale Rating (with main event) - 3.05/10
ATPW Scale Rating (without main event) - 2.78/10


We have a brand new lowest scorer on the ATPW Scale! This PPV is seriously, seriously bad. 


The main event is worth checking out, but pretty much everything else should be avoided. Hogan vs. Warrior is what most remember about this PPV and it is one of the worst worked matches of all the times. A number of other big name matches (Hall vs. Nash, Sting vs. Hart) fail to deliver, and the mid and lower card is even worse with no one looking to break out of their place on the card. Three matches that go less than five minutes, that's not cool. If you don't say FUCK WCW, at least five times whilst watching this PPV, then there maybe something wrong with you.



Next time - WWE No Way Out 2009



John Cena put's his World Heavyweight Championship on the line against Chris Jericho, Edge, Kane, MIKE KNOX and Rey Mysterio inside the Elimination Chamber! Shawn Michaels, The Undertaker, Triple H, Finlay, Randy Orton and more also feature on the show, which has one more Elimination Chamber match, a No Holds Barred match and an All or Nothing match. The WWE and ECW Championships are also defended.