Thursday, 4 May 2017

WWE NXT #246 Review (Aired - 3rd May 2017)


On the 3rd May, WWE aired episode #246 of NXT, taped at Full Sail University on the 19th of April. The show's main event was a Battle Royal to determine a Number 1 Contender to Asuka's NXT Women's Championship. In a show also featuring in-ring action from Hideo Itami, Killian Dain, Danny Burch, Kona Reeves, Heavy Machinery and many more, could NXT finally break the habit of a lifetime and present a Battle Royal that wasn't incredibly messy for the first 5 or so minutes? Well, I'll save you waiting to find out that one, no. No they could not.

Dain def. Burch




Killian Dain would come to the ring sans Nikki Cross or Alexander Wolfe for tonight, I know that Cross is probably preparing for the Battle Royal later on but that doesn't explain Wolfe's absence. The two men lock-up, Dain quickly overpowers him, Burch fights back but gets shoved back, he gets a reversal in, goes top rope but Dain pulls his leg out from under him, crossface strikes by Dain and an elbow to the head, Burch gets in some more offense, Dain hits Barrett's old Wasteland finisher, a running senton and repeated elbow drops, Burch is back up, he gets in some comeback offense with a reverse elbow, an enziguri, second rope for a front dropkick, a headbutt, European uppercuts only to be interrupted by a standing missile dropkick into the Ulster Plantation by Dain. A fun, predictable match. No one and I mean no one would ever expect Burch to win but it did enough to establish the force of Dain with Burch showing some spirit. Eric Young hung around on the outside doing nothing.
  • We get a Patrick Clark video, he's now going by 'The Velveteen Dream' to which I have so many questions that I will wait until there are at least some answers prepared before I ask.

Heavy Machinery def. a pair of tiny men



The aspiring face team murder a pair of tiny men,. I actually think that at least one of them might have died when the two of them did a double rope rebound body splash directly onto his head.  The crowd seem really into these big lads and I still don't fully understand why is it because they're just big? At one point they pull both members of the opposite team into the ring and begin attacking them because they can and that's how being a face works in the modern era. The finish has both men picked up for the forward slam-bulldog combo. Just a bit shit really.
  • Post-match Heavy Machinery have a promo, they establish they like weights and protein shakes, somewhere Allie is remembering her Cherry Bomb days and bemoaning their lack of acknowledging the virtues of sex as well. Anyway, they want a title.
  • #DIY are interviewed backstage, they talk about how Heavy Machinery think they are owed a title match, they establish that they are still owed their 1on1 rematch and that they should get a shot before Heavy Machinery, no disagreement here.


Itami def. Reeves



Bobby Roode was seen chatting to Kona Reeves backstage before the match, presumably telling him how to be glorious, the crowd didn't get the memo as they give him no response, at any point during the match. They make so much noise for Itami but they point blank refuse to do anything for Reeves which is a shame as in his brief sections of heel control, working over the injured shoulder of Itami, he looks very promising. A sneak attack before the bell by Reeves would set the tone, stomping Itami in the corner, Reeves is pulled back by the ref, off the bell he runs at Itami who dodges sending Reeves into the ring-post, Itami kicks him in the chest, Reeves reverses with a lovely forearm and begins more stomping, eventually Itami begins his comeback with a stiff, disrespectful slap to the face, rebound clotheslines, chest kicks, more slaps, more kicks, a fine-as-hell hesitation dropkick in the corner then picks up the big man for the GTS and go to sleep he does. Another quick squash, another predictable result but it got over that despite two recent, extended injury breaks, that Itami is still ready to go and that if he can get the crowd to respond more (difficult with the notoriously awful Full Sail crowd), Reeves might have a decent future ahead of him.

  • We get a Drew McIntyre package. It tells us he's big, he's a Scot and yeah, that's it.

Who Is Roderick Strong pt.2





Last week's edition really focused on the former ROH World Champion's childhood, this was about his transition from a Young Man to Adulthood. A lot of this focused on the relationship between Strong and his wife, UFC star Marina Shafir, with a nice immediacy to the footage as it showed their daughter who was only born about 10 days ago. It was a relaxing change of pace after the heartbreaking traumatics of last week to go to the gentle, human story of Strong as a guy who's just wrestling because he wants to provide for the people he loves and wrestling is the only way he knows how to do this. That said, with WWE's burgeoning relationships with multiple Indies, it might have been nice if we could have had video evidence of him wrestling for someone other than just IPW. We cover his Ring of Honor days using some quick photos of  SmackDown Live's Kevin Owens (Née Steen), RAW's Seth Rollins (Née Tyler Black), 205 Live's Akira Tozawa & Tomohiro Ishii. It was overall a fascinating approach that they took a guy who has been criticised for having no character and instead build him up as a real person instead of a gimmick, whether it will work remains to be seen but for now, I have to give a lot of credit to Strong and the NXT production team for creating a fantastic mini-documentary that has been a highlight for me, these past two weeks.

  • William Regal and Bobby Roode are in the office, Regal is a bit in love with Strong, Roode is unhappy with Itami getting opportunities he doesn't feel he's earnt, Regal announces next week a Number 1 Contender's Match for Roode's Title between Itami and Strong.

Asuka Crashed the NXT Women's Championship No. 1 Contenders Battle Royal



Macey Estrella, now Lacey Evans, Billie and Peyton, Nikki Cross, Liv Morgan, Ruby Riot, Ember Moon get entrances, so I guess then that Aliyah, Bianca Blair, Candice LeRae, Kimberly Frankele, Rachel Ellering now Rachel Evers, Sarah Bridges, Daria Berenato now Sonia Deville nor Victoria Gonzalez are winning. The first performer to get focus is all 6"1 of Gonzales who begins fighting both of the Iconic Duo. Battle Royal stuff happens, seeing Candice LeRae in an NXT ring without any build-up makes me lament how great Asuka v LeRae could have been. Up until the Ad break and no eliminations till we come back and Gonzalez has been eliminated already by the Duo because NXT can't control when they air ad breaks in this pre-recorded product. The Duo take out Blair aswell,  Aliyah eliminates Evers to massive boos Sarah Bridges is taken out with a dropkick by Morgan and Deville is eliminated by the Duo, Bridges and Deville argue outside the ring, lets see if that goes anywhere, Riot eliminates Frankele, nuclear heat for Billie Kay as she boots out Larae, Cross eliminates Aliyah to 'thank you Nikki' chants, maybe don't have an aspiring babyface take out an indie darling NXT. Down to the final 6 (Moon, Riot, Morgan, Cross, Royce, Kay) and the heels dominate, Cross gets in one of the more unique eliminations I've seen by getting Morgan over the ropes and then practically mauling her hands until she has no choice but to drop off the apron, Moon manages to take out Kay and Royce with a beautiful superkick to Kay and practically deadlift suplexing Royce out onto the floor. 

The final three present some very smooth action making it seem like you could have had a much better match if you'd just used them to begin with, the high point of the match comes when Nikki Cross takes an Eclipse and appears to die as Ember Moon tries to carry 'The White Chocolate Cheesecake of Sports Entertainment' out of the ring but her limp body refuses to go over. After some near eliminations and some successful building of tension, Moon would set up Riot for the Eclipse as well only for Asuka to run out, toss Moon off the turnbuckle (taking a landing that may have legit injured her shoulder) before giving her an assisted suicide dive headfirst into a barricade and hitting some of the kickiest kicks I've seen from the Goldberg-surpassing NXT Womens Champion. With all three women lying prone, Asuka, not requiring vocal amplification would scream 'NO ONE IS READY FOR ASUKA' before running away. As the medics attend to the three women, Nikki Cross would leave the ring muttering Asuka's name before noticing Moon practically dead in the corner and stopping to point and laugh at her in what was a delightful moment. Regal would come out to announce that at Chicago, it  will be a Fatal 4 way against Cross, Moon and Riot. Like practically all Battle Royals, until it gets to the point where you can seat the number of participants around an average dinner table, it's all very messy. Even then, I'm not entirely sure how they justify a No Contest finish in a Battle Royal as I didn't realise there were DQs in those, though I am glad that if this was the result they were heading for, they didn't attempt a simultaneous final elimination as if Styles and Harper couldn't do it convincingly, it would have been significantly harder to choreograph for three. That said, off the interactions of the Final three, this next Takeover could already have a show-stealing match.


Finally...


This was a step down from last week as beyond the final stretch of the Main Event, the in-ring action was nothing to talk about with the first 3/4 of the show being squash city. Luckily a compelling and vicious beatdown by Asuka and the second part of the fantastic 'Who Is Roderick Strong' vignettes helped save the show. With two weeks to go till NXT Takeover Chicago, there still seems to be a severe lack of build outside of the three title matches with talents like Kassius Ohno, Aleister Black, The Iconic Duo and many more currently without anything to do. Not necessarily the worst episode of NXT but after a couple of weeks of solid storytelling, this was overall a step-down but there was just enough to suggest that with a bit of an up in the ante over the next fortnight, Takeover could be something special.


The Best of Jozef Raczka or This Isn't Goodbye, It's Just He Wants to Focus on Reviewing NXT


Since March 2016, Jozef Raczka has been a regular contributor to Across the Pond Wrestling. Having already provided content for Surprisingly Competent Media, Jozef took up a slot in our monthly opinion rotation, writing about themes predictability, humour, reality, structure and a whole lot more. Raczka took a look at Lucha Underground, WCPW, Chikara, WEW and even took on all of Dave Meltzer's Minus Five star matches. He wondered what was in Vince McMahon's Lock Box and looked at how wrestler's side projects could effect what we see in the ring. 

However, all good things must come to an end and with Jozef stepping aside from the regular rotation to provide weekly coverage of NXT, I thought now would be the time to take a look back at some of our pals best articles! Of course, as we all know popularity equals quality, so here's a list of Jozef's most read pieces for Across the Pond Wrestling! 

Joey Ryan- Sports Entertainment's Unsung Hero or An American Tale- The DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight Title Goes West‏



24th August 2016

A look at the King of Dong Style and the stuff he was doing with the DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight title. Lots of references to the man's penis and his supernatural ability to flip grown humans around the place with it. All in all this is a celebration of the potential depth and breadth of sports entertainment, as well as a brilliant advert for Ryan's superb YouTube channel. 

 WCPW Loaded or How the Fanbase are now Running the Asylum 



29th June 2016

A look at the very first episode of WCPW "Loaded" and a consideration of what the promotions set-up could mean for the wrestling world at large. Looking at how the promotion has developed over the last year, this is an interesting look at the direction that WCPW had when it first got going as a YouTube personality heavy, poorly produced, British pro wrestling show. With thoughts on matches like El Ligero v Martin Kirby, Big Damo (now NXT's Killian Dane) v Joe Hendry and Alex Gracie v Gabriel Kidd v WWE UK Championship Tournament Quarter Finalist Joseph Conners, this piece is just as relevant today.




4th December 2016 - 21st December 2016

Perhaps taking inspiration from his previous subject, Jozef went and put all themes in the WWE into a massive list! Split over two articles and controversially putting Mark Henry's banger at #91, this list certainly got the people interested. Full of musical and character insights, but what everyone really cared about was who made that #1 spot? Was it Sami Zayn? Finn Balor? Shinsuke Nakamura? Read on to find out. 

The Problem With Gimmick Matches or How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria? By Putting Her In A Punjabi Prison Match



The creme de la creme. This bad boy see's ol' Joe looking at some of the worst gimmick matches in the history of pro wrestling and questioning the need for gimmick matches at all. The Punjabi Prison, yeah that's here. The Reverse battle royal, hell yeah. There's even stops off at World War Three, Fulfil Your Fantasy and the WSX Rumble. But this wasn't just about the Wrestle Craps of this world, there was hope. Hope in the form of a match that shouldn't have worked, in the form of Yoshi Tatsu v Tyson Kidd in a Action Figure's Leg on a Pole Match! A jamboree of hilarity, this is Jozef's most read article for Across the Pond Wrestling. Read it now you jabroni. 

Awesome. Good. Lovely. Keep an eye out for Jozef's weekly NXT reviews, as well as his replacement Andy Phillips' upcoming opinion pieces. All the best, loves. 

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Wednesday, 3 May 2017

Women's Extreme Wrestling or Some Steps, None Forward, Most on the Spot


This wasn't the article I intended to write. I had something quite different planned. You see, I happened to be on Amazon Prime (other streaming services are available) and discovered two series of Women's Extreme Wrestling. For those who don't know, Women's Extreme Wrestling also known as Women's Erotic Wrestling was an early noughties all-female promotion from former ECW promoter Dan Kowal. It is, on Wikipedia, hailed as being a company that ignited a Divas' Revolution long before WWE did despite being the company that dreamt up such pillars of equality as the 'Adult Entertainer Oil Rumble Battle Royal Elimination' match and the 'Winner Get's the Ho' match. It featured an esteemed group of soon-to-be superstars such as Mickie James, Cat Power and ATPW favourite, Jazz alongside famed 'adult' actresses. Now, I know I'm not the first person to stand up and say "just because you're letting women kick the shit out of each other like the men, if you're still putting them on the same level as pornographic performers, you're still making the women less than the sum of their parts also you're focusing more on those parts than what the collection of parts are doing", I almost certainly don't have anything to add to the conversation that would actively improve it. It's not that I can't talk about equality in wrestling, I probably could but honestly, what could I add? There are so many more qualified people than I to talk about it but as I say, that was the article I intended to write, one looking at the weird hypocrisy of giving the women proper matches alongside the 'Sexy Person on a Grease-Pole' match (not a real WEW match but it could have been...).

You see there's something even more fascinating to me about the WEW Brawls Amazon series and it's not just the Episode titles like 'Bloody Ho Ambush', 'Big Pimping', 'Yujiro Takahashi', because the first 6 episodes aren't even episodes of WEW, they're in fact footage from WSU (Women Superstars Uncensored), another all-female offshoot, this time a still-running one that operates in conjunction with CZW. As in they just put these matches up with no discernible story running through, it's odd that really what seems to have happened is they decided to try and make their product more palatable to a (mildly) more enlightened modern audience by showing some solid wrestling ranging from the exceptional to the Solo Darling, trying to appeal to the modern sensibility who might not appreciate the sense of exploitation that accompanies classic WEW, work them in. The oddest thing about this series of matches is that they aren't even that extreme. I'm sure there are still some wonderful displays of ultraviolence performed by women but despite featuring some fine performances by the likes of Athena (or Ember Moon as you NXT people know her), Mia Yim (or Jade as you TNA people know her), it's by no means extreme, in fact I think the most extreme thing that might happen is a DQ finish which makes me wonder why they even bothered?

Then I discovered the reason they bothered. At episode 6, I discovered the WEW that Wikipedia promised me. It suddenly cuts to the low-grade camerawork and seedy discussion of gams and stuff. It's odd that there's one commentator yet he's able to provide a conversation, it still ends up being all 'hoo boy, I'd like to take a Fishermans Buster from her'. Maybe I've undervalued his job, it's clearly harder than it seems. It's not so much a wrestling programme as a perfect representation of Lara Mulvey's theories on the Male Gaze brought to the screen. It's pretty much everything you'd expect from a programme that liberally interchanges the words 'Extreme' and 'Erotic'. Put short, it's awful. It's somehow even more misogynistic than you'd expect. Not that I can completely despise it because at least to a certain extent, even if there's a feeling that the assorted, probably hairy chested, probably seedy men, that work behind the scenes don't take the performers seriously, using the trappings of 'hardcore' in order to pretend that there might be something actually progressive about their output, at least the performers do take themselves very seriously. With a solid base of characters working, they at least manage to make it close to watchable, as long as you turn down the interminable commentary.


Honestly, I don't know what I expected because frankly, WEW delivers exactly what you'd think it would but part of me was genuinely hopeful this would turn out to be a hidden gem. And like all patches of rough, there are some diamonds hidden within it but then again, every time you start to think maybe it's improving, you look in the ring, and see that there's a pole-dancing display and you look at the audience around the ring and you see all the men, all of them, there are no women in the audience, basically everyone in the audience has a disturbing moustache as well. It's the sort of place where a character displays heelish tendencies by refusing to show flesh to said audience, the sort of place where a match between two wrestlers of Native American descent involves discussion of the Tomahawk chop of death and lots of insensitive cries from the audience, where a move is described as a 'Retarded Indian Deathlock' it is in many ways, the most perfectly early noughties thing. Honestly, I don't think that anyone should be judged for having appeared in the ring for this because of fuck, they tried to not make it awful but genuinely, this is the exact sort of thing that you hear someone like Sasha Banks saying she tried to get away from.

All-female promotions can work, Japan has STARDOM, America has SHIMMER, here in Britain we have Pro Wrestling: EVE and I don't think my poor research has even scratched the surface. I think there could be a mindset to look at WEW and tar all women's wrestling with the same brush but the reason those previously mentioned promotions work is because they aren't running 'women's wrestling' promotions, they're running wrestling promotions that just happen to be all-women. I didn't want this to become too much of a soapbox but then, I really don't know what I wanted this article to be. Until it stops needing to be said, I'll say it again, if you're still treating it as women's wrestling like it's a novelty, a special attraction, then we're too far away from equality for any of this to work. Sometimes, it's difficult to justify why I like wrestling, this is one of those times and I accept it has an awful lot of problems. That said, I don't have an answer, all I can say, is it certainly looks more difficult to actually be a wrestler.

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WWE Payback 2017 Review


Braun Strowman and Roman Reigns knocking lumps off each other. The Hardy Boyz defending the RAW Tag Team straps against European Chums, Sheamus & Cesaro. Seth Rollins and Samoa Joe colliding for the first time since 2008 in Ring of Honor*. Chris Jericho, WWE Champion Randy Orton, The Miz, Kevin Owens and Bray Wyatt all on the undercard, as well as something called the House of Horrors match. 30th April's WWE Payback looked, at least, interesting on paper, but would San Jose's first PPV since 2007's The Great American Bash (headlined by John Cena v Bobby Lashley) manage to deliver? Let's take a peep. 

*Not counting their one house show match last week, I'm not a mad man.


Kickoff 



  • Tonight's panel of Renee Young, Jerry "The King" Lawler and Sam Roberts welcome us to the show, which was nice of them. 
  • Swiftly they moved onto chat about Chris Jericho v Kevin Owens for US title, focusing a lot of time on the possibility of Jericho going to SmackDown should he win the match. 
  • Sasha Banks joined the table to discuss, Bayley v Alexa Bliss for the RAW Women's Championship, as with most things female and RAW this quickly became the Sasha Banks show, rather than actually discussing the upcoming bout. 
  • Seth Rollins v Samoa Joe was the first bout to get hype package. 
  • A surprisingly short amount of time spent talking about Rollins v Joe, they really could have spent more time getting into the rivalry and all the potential storyline directions.

Enzo & Cass def. Gallows & Anderson 



A decent tag opener here, with everyone playing to their strengths and keeping things relatively simple. The lads had me onside from the off as Enzo went right after Karl Anderson, looking to avenge The Club's attack on last week's RAW. It's this kind of attention to detail that can drive a match and make it worthwhile keeping up with the product. Actually, Enzo's performance through the bout was up there with some of his best. No one is going to argue that Enzo is a technical wizard, but his character display here was great stuff. He sold, sold, sold for Anderson & Gallows, not just during his beat-down, but also after the hot tag and even at the end of the match, as he held onto the arm that his opponents had been working over a good few minutes before. My only complaint here was that after the extended build up to the hot tag, the eventual happening felt a little anti-climactic. I'm not sure if it was due to timing or a lack of ideas, but it a really satisfying hot tag could have taken things up a notch.

  • Backstage, The Golden Truth met up with The Hardy Boyz and spoke awkwardly about nothing for a minute or so. 
  • Sheamus & Cesaro joined Charly Caruso in the Social Media Lounge for a fun, character driven interview. The two played up their disagreements nicely and made the most of what were pretty dull questions (from peculiar sounding Twitter accounts)
  • The panel then quickly skipped over a few points about the Hardy Boyz v Sheamus & Cesaro RAW Tag Team title match.
  • A long hype package for Bray Wyatt v Randy Orton in a House of Horrors Match followed, covering their feud from Orton's house burning party. Still no real clue to what would air later on. 
  • A bit of discussion about House of Horrors, Renee tried her best to give the rules, but I'm sure it was too vague to tempt any drifting casuals (which is surely the purpose of the Kick-Off show). 

Balor laid waste to Miz and turned "Miz TV" upside down



Miz is just excellent, isn't he? Given a talk show segment with someone not known particularly for his promo ability, Miz ran with it and managed to make Finn Balor look like a real star. The A-Lister commanded the crowd, mocking them for cheering Balor's "five minute entrance", talked up Balor's achievements and when Finn told him he wasn't "worth it", his facial expression was superb. Whilst Balor wasn't particularly well-served in terms of dialogue ("Finn Balor just kicked my arse club"?), he handled it well, even if the verbiage, sort of, contradicted his "James Dean cool" thing that WWE are pushing at the moment. The biggest bit of new coming out of the segment was the Balor wants to challenge for Brock Lesnar's Universal Championship, which was already a given, but now it's been given a bit of focus. It will be interesting to see if WWE moves forward with Balor v Lesnar match soon. 

  • With minutes until the main show, there was a quick recap of the card that was on it's way. 

Main Show 


  • The opening video package asked the question "What breaks you, also makes you" which is a pretty flimsy statement when you think about it. 


Jericho def. Owens via submission to win United States Championship





With a finish as curious as it was unusual, this was another fine outing for Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens as their rivalry continues to snake it's way across WWE's top two brands, with Jericho now joining Owens on SmackDown. After their slow-burning match at WrestleMania, this match came straight out of the gates with Jericho attempting big moves like the triangle dropkick and lionsault early doors, with Owens dodging most of his rivals offence, constantly rolling to the outside, before nailing a running cannonball on the outside to take control. With The Prizefighter's headlock obsession being used correctly, the crowd was loudly behind the babyface Y2J and by the time the pair hit their stride and traded attempts at signature holds like the Pop-Up Powerbomb and Lionsault, the SAP Center was exactly where they needed to be. The highlight was a lovely sequence where Jericho flawlessly countered a Pop-up Powerbomb with a hurricanrana, before transitioning through in a Walls of Jericho. 

Now back to that finish, because it was those last few minutes that were the most interesting to me. After Owens managed to get a solitary finger on the bottom rope to break the aforementioned Walls of Jericho, mimicking a similar situation from their WrestleMania clash, there was real shift in the direction and storytelling. Y2J snapped and brutally went after Owens finger and hand, finishing off by sandwiching the champions arm in between the ring steps and apron and dropkicking the steps. It was clear that the crowd didn't quite know how to react to viciousness of Jericho. Here was a babyface acting furious and frustrated, which WWE doesn't often do, especially in more clean-cut affairs like this. For me, the plotting was gorgeous in those last few exchanges, with Owens getting a convincing false finish on an eye poke and roll-up, but then couldn't hit the Pop-Up Powerbomb because the hand injury. Owens then sold his second stint in the Walls of Jericho like a trooper, attempting to reach for the ropes, only for his suffering extremity to make the task impossible, resulting in the submission. I'm fascinated in where this story is going next with both on SmackDown live, because of just how different the conlcusion was to pretty much anything else.

  • A WWE Network promo...on the WWE Network. 

Aries def. Neville via Disqualification,

Neville retained Cruiserweight Championship 



Whilst the screwy finish means that this was a slight step-down from their WrestleMania Kickoff show-stealer earlier in the month, Austin Aries and Neville continued to show why they've been positioned at the top of the Cruiserweight division, with some crisp and pacy grappling. The match played out a nice simple story of Neville being able to cut off any high-risk offence from Aries, with the King of the Cruiserweights initially taking control with a huge dropkick to halt his opponents progress. I would have liked to have seen a bit more depth to it, but the action that was produced was slick throughout, with the opening exchanges of holds and arm drag being particularly well-done. Whilst the crowd's lack of enthusiasm has often been an issue since the return of the Cruiserweights, San Jose was into the majority of the match and by the time Aries hit a tasty neckbreaker in between the second and third ropes, they were well behind the 2 time ROH World Champion. 

The ending was pretty clever, but also disappointing as Neville pulled at the referee to break up a Last Chancery and ended up getting disqualified. Had this finish been a few week's earlier on RAW, then I wouldn't have minded it so much, as it would have added more depth and potential for the PPV match, which is surely what the television product is supposed to do. Hopefully there's one more match to come as I got that sense that if the pair were allowed off the leash just a little bit more, they could tear the house down. Perhaps a rematch on an episode of 205 Live would provide the best opportunity? 

Hardy Boyz def. Sheamus & Cesaro to retain RAW Tag Team Championship



The main show's only tag team match was put together well and built across it's thirteen minutes into squad fittle. Cesaro and Sheamus worked the default heel role well, with their style suiting the amount of control they had, with them often taking advantage of Matt & Jeff's riskier offence by just being two big bruising lads about town. Cesaro hit one of the most ridiculous leg drops that I have ever seen. Seriously, no one should be able to jump that high from a standing position and then hit a leg drop. Imagine how much more fucked Hogan's back would've been if he was jumping that high every night in the 80s and 90s? A string of strong near falls after the break down pushed the match up a level with Sheamus' mid-rope White Noise standing out in particular as The Celtic Warrior & The Swiss Superman continue to develop into a top drawer tag outfit. It appeared that Jeff was out of position for the finish, with the referee having to tell him he was in the wrong corner, leading to Sheamus and Matt having to improvise for a bit and then repeat their spot. It didn't have a massive effect, because the finish of Jeff nailing a Swanton Bomb as Sheamus went for a pin was still pretty cool, but it certainly would've been cooler had it been smoother. (Oh Sheamus also knocked Jeff's tooth clean out when he just kicked him square in the head, as well) 

Following the bout, Sheamus & Cesaro went full heel in a superbly timed moment, that had been well supported by the build-up on RAW recently. Going back to the handshake trope that we've seen the two teams use at the end of their two TV singles matches, it appeared like that might have been exactly what we were getting as at every feasible opportunity for a turn, there was nothing. They shook hands and then headed up the ramp leaving the Hardy Boyz in the ring. I actually wrote down that it was different, but I liked it. Then after waiting just the right amount of time, Cesaro came charging back into view and the duo began a vicious assault on the RAW Tag Team Champions. It was brilliant. Sheamus and Cesaro looked so fucking angry as they threw Matt and Jeff into the chunky ringposts and topped it off with Sheamus nailing a Brogue Kick to Jeff's back that sent him into said ringpost. The wait for the attack and the voraciousness of it made the moment stand out from the rest of the evening's action.

Bliss def. Bayley to win RAW Women's Championship 



Completing the run of title matches (that all oddly came at the top of the PPV), we had what in my opinion is Alexa Bliss's best match to date. Bliss benefited from this being a character driven encounter and mostly wrestled within her ability level, helped by the stronger in-ring talent of Bayley. We hadn't got to see much of the pair interacting in the rushed build-up, but the strength of the two characters and their juxtaposition was enough to keep me entertained., Bayley, the fun-loving hometown hero against Bliss, the spiteful and malicious spoiler made perfect sense, with the San Jose crowd loudly behind their girl, whilst Alexa made sure to mock the champion at every opportunity. The second portion of the match in particular saw some good wrestling, highlighted by a Code Red out of the corner from Bliss and a diving elbow drop near fall for Bayley that had the crowd hooked. Still not sure how I feel about Bayley's violent knee strike though! 

As had been hammered home during the Sasha Banks v Charlotte Flair feud, no one ever wins in their hometown. Therefore there was no real surprise here when as Corey Graves quipped "Sometimes the wicked witch wins" in a line as delicious as it was alliterative. Bayley would wack her head of the bottom of the ring post as Bliss escaped a pin attempt that itself blocked a second Code Red attempt, before Bliss claimed victory, and the title, with a snap DDT. It was creative finish that allowed Bliss to win clean, but look like a real bitch at the same time, whilst also protecting Bayley at the end of her two and half month run on top. Whilst the hometown atmosphere won't come around again for these two, I feel with a little more build-up over the coming weeks and months, adding some depth to their rivarly, they should be able to produce a more robust rematch.  

  • A repeat of the Bray Wyatt v Randy Orton hype package from the Kick-Off show. THERE WILL BE HORRORS IN A HOUSE...probably. 

The House of Horrors happened...



The House of Horrors felt like it was produced by someone who had heard about TNA's Final Deletion, but hadn't actually watched it. There was certainly none of the charm and silliness that made that match (and it's sequels) a cult classic. In fact, the only thing that raised a smile from me was the daftness of a driverless tractor clumsily cutting past Randy Orton as he got out of a limo to enter the house. The actual fighting of the match was done well as Orton and Bray Wyatt brawled in various rooms with a nice intensity, but then nothing really happened. They chucked each other into the walls a bit, but there was very little in terms of spots and the environment wasn't used to it's full potential. At times, it felt formulaic and repetitive as Wyatt ambushed Orton three or four times, but because you knew what was coming it was never particularly exciting or scary, whilst the use of imagery that had been present in the build-up on RAW and SmackDown was almost completely absent boiling down to some dolls suspended from the ceiling and a dirty fridge. The fridge did provide the only spot of the segment with Wyatt toppling it onto to Orton before heading to the arena (disappointingly in Orton's limo rather than the possessed tractor)

  • We'd have to wait to see what happened to Wyatt and if Orton was dead under a fridge, because a hype vid for Seth Rollins v Samoa Joe signalled that was next.

Rollins def. Joe



The evening's longest bout, Seth Rollins battling victory saw some of strongest wrestling on the card. The bout started hot with a cracking face shine from The Kingslayer as he hit a slingshot tope, jumped off the barricade and then nailed a pair of suicide dives after Joe tried to roll out of harms way, before a dragon screw leg whip as Joe caught his opponent getting into the ring saw the bout shift focus. Following up with a big boy suicide dive, the Destroyer dominated, with a series of holds and attacks on the right knee of Rollins. It was simple stuff, but Joe adapting offence like the running senton to impact directly onto the knee, whilst Seth sold with every movement made absorbing television. Joe's sweet folding powerbomb into Boston Crab was a personal highlight from the Samoan's dominance, whilst Rollins knee giving out on that cross-handed thingy he does into an enziguiri was a nice touch also. 

The last two or three minutes seemed to lack that special something that could have made this a great contest, as Rollins attempted to stave off the Coquina Clutch, first with a variation of the Bret/Piper finish and then with a successful roll-up attempt. It felt like the bout was missing, at least, another five minutes of action, and the quality of those last few exchanges wasn't up to the level of the rest of the match. Whilst the knee injury was used well in the middle of the match and sold consistently throughout, it felt weirdly absent in the finish, even when the clear opportunity of having it give way when Seth attempted to push off the ropes when in the Coquina Clutch was presented. A rematch needs to deliver a top gear section of action, whilst also producing a much crisper finish, that doesn't have a tacked on and rushed feel.

  • Another WWE Network promo...on the WWE Network, because WWE Network. 
  • Bray Wyatt turned up in his commandeered limo, looking like he'd actually ran the whole way, the conclusion to the House of Horrors match was next then.  

Wyatt def. Orton in the House of Horrors Match



The in-ring portion and conclusion of the House of Horrors match managed to provide a nifty moment to begin with, but then quickly lost it's sense of purpose. Orton turning up behind a Wyatt who was convinced that he'd win by forfeit, having crushed his opponent under a big fridge, as well as the Eater of World's reaction, was crafted nicely and got a big reaction from the SAP Center. Unfortunately, the bout spiralled soon after as despite some fun brawling around ringside and trading a few big moves, we ended things with an interference finish. The Singh Brothers initially jumped the Viper, and when they were unsuccessful out came Jinder Mahal to twat Orton with his hijacked WWE Championship belt. I suppose with Orton being the top champion for a different brand, they were always going to have to do a screwy finish here, but if this was the best they could come up with, I'd rather have them just end this feud at WrestleMania or on SmackDown. For a match that was supposed to be "horrific" this was relatively tame, even by current WWE standards.  

  • An overly long promo for our main event, looked at the history of Braun Strowman and Roman Reigns over the last couple of months. Remember when Braun tipped a limo over, halcyon days. 

Strowman def. Reigns 



Two big bad motherfuckers tearing strips off each other and throwing each other around, this was a lively and entertaining main event. It maybe uncool to praise Roman Reigns, but Roman Reigns pulled out a major league performance, allowing Braun Strowman to shine as the match's aggressor. Heavily bandaged from Strowman's backstage assault on RAW a few week's previous, the Big Dog was tasked with selling both his left shoulder and his ribs and did so admirably. The apparent pain was etched across his face, his breathing was laboured, especially during higher velocity action and little touches like only throwing his right arm in the air for his trademark, pre-spear roar, made all the difference. The wrestling was rarely sophisticated, but it didn't have to be. Yes there were some moments that didn't quite work, like Strowman's lifting arm triangle choke, but for the most part the bout protected both by hiding their short-comings and extenuating what they both do tremendously well. Strowman defeating a man who defeated The Undertaker in his final match in the main event of WrestleMania should be considered a watershed moment for a guy who has only been on our screen since August 2015. 

The post-match beatdown produced some uncomfortable viewing as Strowman brought the steel steps into the ring and obliterated Reigns. To close the show with such an angle was another brave step, but one that Reigns' uncool factor allows for, in a way. The crowd chanting "Thank You Strowman" almost created the feel of a schoolyard bully being egged on by his cronies, which was pretty powerful television. I was honestly expecting someone to make the save for Roman, especially with Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose now on the same brand and both babyfaces. Reigns spitting blood on to the mat, as a supposed result of a shot to gut with the stairs produced a great visual and really sold the impact of the attack. Like a lot of this event, I enjoyed the offbeat booking that made this moment, along with many others on the show, stand out from the all too often cookie cutter environment of WWE.


RAW Talk 


  • We begin with Roman Reigns being helped backstage and get a surprising amount of action with Braun Strowman ambushing the Big Dog and accidentally taking an ambulance door off and throwing himself into a load of boxes. The Juggernaut then lost his shit and slammed the other door repeatedly into Strowman, mental scenes. 
  • Renee Young and Jerry Lawler discussed the main event and start of RAW Talk, which was a little jarring, considering we'd just seen a man assaulted with a vehicle.
  • Alexa Bliss was the first interview and handled herself very well, bemoaning the lack of celebration for her title win. The new RAW Women's Champion spoke about how she used to feel like she was in the shadow of the "Four Horsewomen" but had done something none of them had ever done in holding the two Women's belts currently in the company. 

Young & Lawler talk House of Horrors, United States and RAW Tag Team Titles Matches



The first lengthy period of discussion on the show, as Jerry Lawler and Renee Young ran through a variety of topics in between the two interviews. Whilst Young and Lawler don't quite have the same chemistry that Renee has with Daniel Bryan on SmackDown, there was enough to hold my attention. Talking about the House of Horrors match in this environment was never going to work, because it was clearly more entertainment than sports. To have Renee wondering how Orton managed to get back to ring after having a fridge tipped on him only serves to throw light on the ridiculousness of the whole situation. However, the talk about the United States and RAW Tag Team Championship matches was much stronger as the bouts had plenty of realistic talking points. Jericho's shift to SmackDown and the conclusion of that match, as well as the chat about Sheamus knocking out Jeff Hardy's tooth were the highlights.


Sheamus & Cesaro Interview


A great opportunity to strike while the irons hot, directly after a heel turn and Sheamus & Cesaro jumped on it here. They got over their new attitude, gave solid reasoning for taking out the Hardy Boyz earlier on and delighted in getting as many replays as possible of Sheamus kicking Jeff in the face shown. Their babyface run has been fun, they've had some good opportunities and had decent matches with The New Day and The Hardyz, but portraying them as two pissed-off hard-hitting bastards is almost certainly going to allow for more physical and engrossing tag matches. With The Revival currently out, there's space for the heel turn, but it will be interesting to see how the division that has a much strong villain contingent already is shifted by this move over the next few months. 


Finally...
ATPW Scale Rating - 6.23/10




Payback 2017 was the strongest RAW-exclusive PPV since the draft split and a massive improvement on the likes Fastlane and Roadblock: End of the Line. The majority of the matches told strong stories with intriguing and distinct developments throughout. Whilst the RAW brands main problem of unsatisfactory endings was still present in matches like Neville v Aries, Rollins v Joe and to some extent the House of Horrors bout, the trope never became the norm and two of those finishes will be remedied if built upon heading into Extreme Rules in early June. I'd love to have said that there wasn't a bad match on the card, but unfortunately the House of Horrors match was not what it needed to be and ended up letting the rest of the creative down.


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